"Maybe You Should Head to the Store Instead of Waiting for Handouts. We Don't Do Takeaways Here! Stop Begging!"

“Maybe You Should Head to the Store Instead of Waiting for Handouts. We Don’t Do Takeaways Here! Stop Begging!”

One of our mutual friends, Daniel, took the biblical phrase “Ask, and it shall be given unto you” to a whole new level. He requested something sweet from the holiday dinner “for his family waiting at home for the cake I’m bringing!” The pie, which was the last to grace the table, was merely a part of his “begging program.” Before the hostess, Jennifer, had even cleared the dishes, Daniel had made his move.