I Hid the Grocery-Store Pie Before My Neighbors Could See It. Then One of Them Knocked.
I put a grocery-store pie in my oven so nobody would see it through the kitchen window. Then my neighbor knocked and asked whether I was still coming.
The oven was off. I wasn’t trying to pass it off as something I’d baked. I was trying to decide whether a headache would be a believable reason to stay home.
I’m 71. I’d been in the duplex for six months and could identify most of the neighbors by their cars. I was less good with names. I’d missed the last courtyard gathering because I was working. This time I was free.
I’d moved after a rent increase made my old place more than I wanted to keep paying. I didn’t love telling people that part. “Wanted a change” sounded better. I used it a lot.
The neighbors were having a potluck in the shared courtyard. Bring something if you could, the note said. Come anyway if you couldn’t.
I put my name down for apple pie. It was something I knew how to make, and I wanted to arrive with a reason for people to be pleased I’d come.
Then the week got away from me. I picked up an extra shift at the little resale shop where I worked mornings. My daughter needed a ride to pick up her car. By Saturday afternoon, I had apples on the counter and no particular desire to start peeling them.
I bought the pie. There. That should have been the end of it.
But I’d already told the woman organizing the food that I made a good one. I’d said it lightly, while we were looking at the list. She’d said she was looking forward to it.
Now there were homemade things going across the courtyard. Somebody carried a slow cooker past my window. A man in an apron was moving chairs. I watched a woman set a dish on the table and immediately had an opinion about how good it looked.
I didn’t want to carry my plastic container out after that.
So when the knock came, I went to the door prepared to talk about the headache.
It was Ellen from next door. She was holding a carton of dinner rolls.
“I said I’d make these,” she told me. “I’ve bought them. Can I borrow a bowl?”
I laughed. More than the question called for. She looked past me and asked if everything was all right.
I opened the oven and took out the pie.
“Oh,” she said. “You’ve been doing it too.”
She meant worrying about the food. I was so relieved she hadn’t asked why a pie in a store container was sitting in a cold oven that I got the bowl without explaining.
We put her rolls in it. I left my pie in its container. Ellen offered a plate, but I didn’t want to pretend. I just didn’t want to be the only person who hadn’t done what she’d said she would.
We walked out together. She carried the rolls. I carried the pie and the serving knife I’d nearly forgotten.
A little boy asked if I’d brought dessert. I said yes. He asked whether he could have it now. His mother said he needed dinner first, and he looked at me as though I’d be able to overrule her. I couldn’t help him there.
The woman organizing the table was called Paula. I remembered because I repeated it to myself while walking toward her.
I told her I’d bought the pie. She said to put it by the brownies and asked if I’d like a chair in the shade.
That was it. I’d spent an hour worrying about a conversation that took four seconds.
For the first few minutes, I sat there with a paper cup and kept hoping somebody would ask me something. Then somebody did, and I was so surprised I gave a very short answer.
Where had I moved from? The other side of town. Did I have family nearby? A daughter. Was I settling in? Yes, thanks.
You’d have thought I was trying to end an interview.
Ellen sat beside me and asked about the resale shop. She’d seen me leave early with a name tag on. That I could talk about. We’d had somebody bring in a box of shoes with no matching pairs, and I still didn’t understand how they’d managed it.
The man in the apron turned around. He worked at a warehouse and had a better shoe story. Before long we were arguing about whether the shoes were worth sorting. I forgot to be nervous for a while.
Then someone mentioned a building on my old street. I knew it. Knew what the rent had been before it changed too.
I nearly did my “wanted a change” explanation again. Instead, I said moving hadn’t been my first choice, but I was getting used to it.
Paula said she’d moved there after a place she rented was sold. She didn’t make a speech about it. Asked whether I’d found a grocery store I liked yet.
We compared the two nearby. I had strong opinions about one bakery counter, despite the pie I’d just brought from it.
At dessert, Paula cut my pie. Ellen had some with a brownie beside it. The boy who’d asked about dessert came back for his slice and told me he’d finally eaten the chicken.
I congratulated him. His mother said it had been about three bites. He said that counted.
I stayed to help fold chairs because I was already there, not because anybody had asked me to earn the invitation. When my knees had had enough, I stopped. The man in the apron took the last two without mentioning it.
I went home with two rolls in the bowl Ellen had borrowed. She said she’d come get it the next day.
She did, late in the afternoon. I was about to eat a sandwich before heading out. Asked if she wanted half. She said no, she’d just eaten, but she had ten minutes if I wanted company.
We sat by the open door. She told me which neighbor owned which car, and I finally put a couple of names together.
The next potluck note went up a month later. I wrote down that I’d bring paper plates and napkins. Checked how many people they were expecting instead of promising to feed everyone myself.
On the day, I ran into Ellen carrying a bag of rolls. She’d bought them again. I took the plates, remembered the napkins, and went out with her before the tables were finished.
A story inspired by everyday family situations.